Brain Garbage/Recycling

[RT-55J]

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat no dozen eggs
Because of the prices they charge

[sanctumsys]

i've lied about being religious to get out of awkward conversations at the bus stop twice now and i really hope i don't have to do it a third time

[RT-55J]

if you're not catholic or protestant in america you can just say "(x) is against my religion" and people will believe you at least 70% of the time

the only problem with this lifehack is that lying is against my religion

[RT-55J]

Pretty woman
Walkin' down the street
Pretty woman
She's got real big feet

[neen]

feet are against my religion

[neen]

"A sequel titled Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) was released in 2000."

[RT-55J]

The Blues Brothers 2000 (film) was released in 1998, while the Blues Brothers 2000 (N64) was released in 2000.

I think it's clear which version is more deserving of the title.

[neen]

whoahg, i'm a Full Member now. cool

[neen]

sworn gamer testimony

[sanctumsys]

the biggest ball of twine in minnesota by weird al yankovic has been stuck in my head all night

[RT-55J]

Article: Here's how Kamala Harris can still be president!!!!

Text: Joe Biden just needs to die/resign within the next 60 days.

[neen]

was the SEARCH always there? seems new, but maybe not

[neen]

toas to the hoas who oas the moas roas

[neen]

i have a NSFW thought to clean out of my brain. s do we have spoiler tags or what's the deal?

[RT-55J]

Spoiler tags are on my mental list of things to add. I just haven't bothered looking for the plugin.