Metroid is Hungry

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 01:28 PM

Metroid is hungry. Famished. Starving. She needs food. Any ideas?

How about lots of spaghetti? Or maybe a big bowl of chili?

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 02:37 PM

Do you think metroid would appreciate a pizza or a lasanga? Or maybe she's hungry enough to eat both?

I think we should consider making some desserts for her as well.

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 02:57 PM

Whatever the case is, I'm sure Metroid would appreciate it if somebody went to the fridge to get a glass of milk.

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 03:03 PM

Unrelated, but does anyone here know how to read Portuguese??

neen · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 04:13 PM

everyone get ready for the 79th week of 2026

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 05:34 PM

oh dear

i hope metroid can find some food before that

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 07:11 PM

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 07:16 PM

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 07:41 PM

RT-55J · Thu, 2026 - 07 - 02, 12:44 PM

my One Fear is that metroid will eat so much that they get a stomache ache

hopefully she rembers to eat some leafy greens to not upset her tummy

RT-55J · Thu, 2026 - 07 - 02, 01:25 PM

oops i forgot to pack enough lunch for work so now i'm the hungry one

neen · Thu, 2026 - 07 - 02, 04:11 PM

hungry hungry sam
better go get
a food when u can

RT-55J · Thu, 2026 - 07 - 02, 07:42 PM

i made myself some grilled cheese when i got home

it was

delicious

Jengeth · Fri, 2026 - 07 - 03, 12:18 PM

The metch is hungry
She needs to grow
So give her missiles
And freeze her so

More brains to come
New planets to go
I've got to leave cuz
This place gonna blow

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Metroid is Hungry