Metroid is Hungry

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 01:28 PM

Metroid is hungry. Famished. Starving. She needs food. Any ideas?

How about lots of spaghetti? Or maybe a big bowl of chili?

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 02:37 PM

Do you think metroid would appreciate a pizza or a lasanga? Or maybe she's hungry enough to eat both?

I think we should consider making some desserts for her as well.

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 02:57 PM

Whatever the case is, I'm sure Metroid would appreciate it if somebody went to the fridge to get a glass of milk.

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 03:03 PM

Unrelated, but does anyone here know how to read Portuguese??

neen · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 04:13 PM

everyone get ready for the 79th week of 2026

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 05:34 PM

oh dear

i hope metroid can find some food before that

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 07:11 PM

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 07:16 PM

RT-55J · Wed, 2026 - 07 - 01, 07:41 PM

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Metroid is Hungry