Directs, Directly into Our Veins

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Please post predictions and reactions to direct-style advertising-paloozas.

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Tomorrow, Yoshio Sakamoto will have a prerecorded segment of him sitting down and speaking to someone to the right of the camera, solemnly intoning about how he wanted to finish one final dream game of his before his imminent retirement: Gumshoe 2: No Tears for King Dom, codeveloped by EPD7 and MercurySteam.

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There will be anawkward moment in the Treehouse Live segment where the presenters will demonstrate the new "Super Duper Expert" bullet hell mode in Star Fox, but die repeatedly before making it to the first boss. The showrunners will very awkwardly cut to the next game while trying to pretending nothing is wrong.

The next game in question will be Super Metroid Pixel Remaster. The presenter will perform the mockball to get early supers on their first try.

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Got my bingo card ready just in time:

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at least if they remaster sm, we'll have infinite entertainment from people complaining about it