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It Was Me

Started by RT-55J, Mon, 2025 - 08 - 18, 02:26 PM

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RT-55J

if you want samantha to have a little cameo in super glider, you are more than welcome

neen


RT-55J

It was me. I'm sorry. It was an accident. I set the release date for my Hollow Knight parody VN, Helena's Night: Skilsnog, to September 4th months ago. I thought I was lucky when Team Cherry announced they were releasing their game the same day as mine, but I was wrong. This was a curse. Thousands upon thousands of people bought my game thinking it was Silksong. Storefronts and hard drives everywhere are buckling under the strain of the multi-terabyte download. People are demanding refunds. My inbox is an unceasing river of bile and death threats. People are threatening to mail bombs to everyone I know and love. A mariachi band nextdoor has been playing nonstop since the crack of dawn (though that might be unrelated). My life has, in an instant, become a living nightmare (except for the mariachi music -- that's good). Someone please save me!!

neen


RT-55J

It was me! I was the one who released 10 pounds of solid confetti into your living room for your New Year's celebration! Soon every crevice and corner of every room in your house will be jammed with an unceasing fountain of those cursed little slips of foil. Try as you might to wipe them off your feet and socks, but it all will be in vain, for when you put on your shoes they'll already be full to the brim. You will sooner bankrupt yourself renting shop vacs than clear it all up. Your house will never know peace again. Bwahahahahaha!!!

neen