rt perpetual birthday thread

[neen]

found a birthday on the ground
take it to birthday lost and found

im sure whoever lost it will appreciate getting it back

[neen]

in a miraculous turn of fate, the owner of the above found birthday did not want it and said you can keep it. what a wonderful surprise. free birthday from a stranger.

this act of kindness grips your heart and gains you 0.2 birthdays on its own.

you feel a low, warm, worrying sadness at thinking about someone not wanting their own birthday. you endeavor to find this stranger and reach out your heart to theirs and express your gratitude.

[neen]

for some reason, there's an extra birthday hanging around in the air, like a thin fog

[neen]

there's a birthday over there
at the birthday garden fair

[neen]

here's a day that's just for you
softly sweetly kyuuwuuuuuwuuu

[RT-55J]

 

happy neensday to you!!

[neen]

waste product of local factory found to contain trace amounts of Birthday. dumpster divers have taken to distilling this and producing what is known as "brorth"

[RT-55J]

chicken soup with brorth