rt perpetual birthday thread

[neen]

found a birthday on the ground
take it to birthday lost and found

im sure whoever lost it will appreciate getting it back

[neen]

in a miraculous turn of fate, the owner of the above found birthday did not want it and said you can keep it. what a wonderful surprise. free birthday from a stranger.

this act of kindness grips your heart and gains you 0.2 birthdays on its own.

you feel a low, warm, worrying sadness at thinking about someone not wanting their own birthday. you endeavor to find this stranger and reach out your heart to theirs and express your gratitude.

[neen]

for some reason, there's an extra birthday hanging around in the air, like a thin fog