rt perpetual birthday thread

[neen]

a birthdayful day for all
birthdays abound
 

[neen]

[you roll dice, move your thimble on the game board, and land on a space]

"GAIN ONE FREE BIRTHDAY"

[you have had so many birthdays this year. you are so grateful for every one]

[Cera Sizzle]

1.5 birthdays on the forums today 

[neen]

conhalfulations 

[neen]

you land on the "FROSTED BIRTHDAY" square but a crab pops out of the game board and starts crawling around. from now on you need an additional 1d8 roll for crab avoidance every time you land on a board square

[neen]

that space was right next to "BIRTHDAY WITH FREE SIDE OF WAFFLE-CUT FRIES", too... not that the frosting is bad, but maybe you felt like fries instead. ah, what could have been......

[RT-55J]

mmm... i could go for some waffle fries right now... sprinkled with chili-lime seasoning and dipped in a vanilla milkshake...

[neen]

you somehow roll -2 on the 1d8 crab roll and instantly die to an underflowed amount of crabs

[RT-55J]

infinite crab glitch for any who can survive

[RT-55J]

infinite crabs == infinite money

[neen]

everyone gets a birthday today. use it wisely

[neen]

roll 2d6 to move: 8
roll 1d8 for crab: 2

u move onto the space, spawn the necessary crabs. but instead of crawling around randomly, they pick up your game piece, crawl over to a space that did not exist before, labeled "safe", place your game piece down, and sit next to it quietly. these crabs are now your guardians, ready to defend you.

but from what?

[RT-55J]

they will defend me from