X-Fusion

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"Guy's... I doan't think X-Fusion is coming out tomorrow... " <- Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged.

[neen]

we all know it is coming out tomorrow, don't be silly 

[RT-55J]

IS TODAY TOMORROW???????????

finding out in 2 minutes

[RT-55J]

starting to think that tomorrow might be tomorrow

[neen]

tomorrow is closer now than ever before

[RT-55J]

I'm excited to download X-Fusion when it comes out tomorrow and then mute the Discord forever.

[neen]

I'm not joining it, please keep me abreast of anything

[RT-55J]

I know the Metroid timeline is confusing, so I made a helpful chart for those who want to make sure they're caught up before tomorrow.

[RT-55J]

oh no! i've heard rumors that metaquarius thinks the game is too difficult, so he's planning on delaying the hack until next week!!

come on meta! don't be leaving me hang dry for so long!! i can take the punishment! why won't you let me be punished tomorrow!?

[neen]

don't worry, it's almost tomorrow

[RT-55J]

tomorrow is friday and friday is next week, right? ...right???

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NEXT WEEK TOMORROW METASQUARIUS I;M DYING OUT HERE!!!!

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real talk: since i put the 2009 VGMaps Dread hoax logo on that timeline, i've been looking at the maps for it and having unwholesome thoughts like "i can fix this" and "this would be a good use of my time and talents"

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okay, okay!! i'll admit it! today was not yesterday's tomorrow! maybe tomorrow is yesterday's tomorrow!

...

what!?

you think i'm glooby with my guesses? i may be silly in this thread, but i am never glooby!!

[RT-55J]

okay. tomorrow is sunday, which is next week, which means tomorrow is next week, so x-fusion will definitely be released tomorrow!

who's with me boys?

[neen]

o it's happenin (but not right now, it's tomorrow)