put your random thoughts here like you're on twitter or posting from your shower
Francis Ford Coppola's Megalovania
kung fu with Hung Sue
Microsoft should astroturf some Zune nostalgia amongst tech YouTubers and then release Halo for the thing.
Halo for Zune
Halo for Zune
femb themb
Wanna feel old? The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom came out last week.
Ah yes, you say you hate lard, but you have animal fat inside of you. (I am very intelligent.)
I don't know the lyrics to Bad Apple, so my brain automatically fills in every line with the phrase "Let the bodies hit the floor" on repeat if I'm listening to an instrumental version.
MMR Brain Fog
Brain Frog
when i can't see outside: "wow it sure is froggy today!!"
silent frolf
hierarchy of needs
hierarchy of wants
hierarchy of really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahhhhs
hierarchy of inevitabilities
hierarchy of bees
hierarchy of neens
sometimes, bad things happen to good people.
other times, bad people happen to good things.
Woodie B. Dope
Sunsoft named their NES Metroidlike "Ufouria" when the word is spelled "Euphoria". Are they stupid??
low% grumb (vlop route)
da grunglah
SM hack
difficulty: vanilla
genre: spoof
3.69/5 orbs
TAS - Tool-Assisted Speedrun
TaaS - Tickling as a Service
Know The Difference
da fumblah
controller that is impossible to hold
cryptocurrency miners are literally mammon machines
put the lime (bytes) in the coconut (rom file)
you call doom an "ego shooter," and yet it was made by "id software." curious...
Disney's Afantasia (126 minutes of silence with a blank screen)
Hurricane Milton's Paradise Lost
probababy (probability baby)
wunderstand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynSHYT5r0rs
this house is made of metaphors
bisexual lightning
FILM THEORY: Babe: Pig in the City, Happy Feet, and Mad Max all take place in the same universe.
grunkle stand
"This is the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you remember it."
this is the nalgia cric. i rember it so you :smug:
:hey: hey babe. wanna buy a sundial?
:hey: Welcome to Bad Burger, home of the Bad Burger. We will not be taking your order.
When Hurting Helps: A Sadist's Guide to Philanthropy
five hundred o'clock
demake + remake = dremake
"Touch grass" you say? Heheheh. I'm already three stomachs ahead of you...
aussie Ozzy awsy oughsy
if you plan on having a cartoon dinosaur carry your casket to your grave, you can say in all earnestness that yoshi is a hearse.
i had a good one but i forgot it
happens to the best of us :cry:
i need to actually codify these
bramble scramble
brumble scrumble
bromble scromble
brimble scrimble
bremble scremble
brymble scrymble
sometimes it legitimately worries me that what I'm doing is actually just clanging
clanging? do you mean conlanging?
The Three Musketeers should just retire right now. Like, I had no problem with them pivoting from gun's to chocolate, but at this point they've been at it for so long that it's clear their skills are rapidly deteriorating.
Quote from: RT-55J on Tue, 2024 - 10 - 15, 09:13 AMclanging? do you mean conlanging?
clanging is like word salad but less salady
your ""credit score"" is actually a measure of how reliable of a "pay pig" the bank thinks you are. keep this in mind.
the fact that the ancient Greeks could have invented pinball but didn't indicates, contrary to their reputation in some circles, that they were a bunch of weenies
Quote from: RT-55J on Wed, 2024 - 10 - 16, 12:40 PMyour ""credit score"" is actually a measure of how reliable of a "pay pig" the bank thinks you are. keep this in mind.
I'm so good at paying just let me have a house please :smug:
"autist" is a valid name for a robot in Metroid 2/5
The Grundler
brain must have been clean today, no new brain garbage
we are reaching levels of brain sanitation never before seen in human history :smug:
never before neen? :smug:
bgf: boygirlfriend
alternatively, background friend
BGF: Big Guardian Force
fire station? yeah sure i'll listen to that
Eris Possible
(it's just eris. just normal eris. eris is possible)
https://youtu.be/bLaSXpqp__E
Sam in the place where the post,
now here's Sam
[...]
Sam is going to be on the ground
Sam is there to Sam you around
etc.
Full parody song would be fun :smug:
"telephony" (rhymes with stephanie) would be a pretty decent absurd baby name
Telephanie
Tele-Stephanie
Xenia the Linux fox girl is perhaps one of the greatest character designs ever made and she is my wife now okay
congrats on your new wife :glee: ^_^ :glee: ^_^ :glee:
SUPER METROID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soup, or Metroid?
I'll have Soup AND Metroid!
what does the P stand for on the Mario P Switches
it's a reference to the Mario character "Phil Board" who was first given a proper introduction in Super Mario Galaxy several years later
i have no idea what you're talking about but it's funny
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtIdvSzBK8Y )
bowla granola
VapeGurt: Yogurt for Your Vape :TM:
cliff burton redux
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat no dozen eggs
Because of the prices they charge
i've lied about being religious to get out of awkward conversations at the bus stop twice now and i really hope i don't have to do it a third time
if you're not catholic or protestant in america you can just say "(x) is against my religion" and people will believe you at least 70% of the time
the only problem with this lifehack is that lying is against my religion
Pretty woman
Walkin' down the street
Pretty woman
She's got real big feet
feet are against my religion
"A sequel titled Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) was released in 2000."
The Blues Brothers 2000 (film) was released in 1998, while the Blues Brothers 2000 (N64) was released in 2000.
I think it's clear which version is more deserving of the title.
whoahg, i'm a Full Member now. cool
sworn gamer testimony
the biggest ball of twine in minnesota by weird al yankovic has been stuck in my head all night
Article: Here's how Kamala Harris can still be president!!!!
Text: Joe Biden just needs to die/resign within the next 60 days.
was the SEARCH always there? seems new, but maybe not
toas to the hoas who oas the moas roas
i have a NSFW thought to clean out of my brain. s do we have spoiler tags or what's the deal?
Spoiler tags are on my mental list of things to add. I just haven't bothered looking for the plugin.
i decided against it anyway. gotta keep it clean :smug:
the janitor thanks you for your cleanliness :smug:
big
non-big
i dscovered another person i went to high school with that's a twitch streamer. small whirled...
my "hack" tour of italy is not actually a romhack, but rather just a playground for italians
MCU refers to Marvin's Cinematic Universe, which contains all your favorite characters such as Ron Man, Tor, Kappa Meerkat, Black Windows, the Uncredible Honk, Archer, Block Panter, Captain Marvin, Spud-Man, etc.
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain a whole pile, and lose his own secrets? -- Dracula, probably
Quote from: RT-55J on Mon, 2024 - 11 - 18, 07:31 AMmy "hack" tour of italy is not actually a romhack, but rather just a playground for italians
i think i'm irrationally upset over that review. i guess i have a grudge... feels bad man.
I'm not gonna tell you to hold on to a grudge, but you're not wrong. It is a pretty stupid review.
Microsoft is short for "Mike Rowe and His Soft Boys"
Quote from: RT-55J on Mon, 2024 - 11 - 18, 07:31 AMmy "hack" tour of italy is not actually a romhack, but rather just a playground for italians
hack tour, spit on that thangi'm very sorry.
:smug:
girl who uses volumizing shampoo but can't sleep because now she's able to hear all of her hair strands arguing with each other
^ truly a post of our time
super metroid based dating site
every day i get a little closer to being horny on main
Quote from: neen on Sun, 2024 - 11 - 24, 04:39 PMsuper metroid based dating site
the only permitted form of communication would be super metroid gameplay footage, along with an option to reveal your address in response
:hey: if they playin' Eris
five guys burgering fries
six guys is better
(what did i mean by this?)
more guys, more fries, you can't just keep going infinitely... It has to stop somewhere!!!
las vagus nerve
Hedgehog/Human Shipping - KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Shadow/Maria - "Awww... how sweet..."
Sonic/Elise - "Hello!? Human resources?!"
okay here's an image version of the above post feel free to share it without attribution
if there's going to be a holiday called "milk day", why would you NOT expect me to make a joke about "milking your friends"??? this stuff writes itself
News:
Look at this yiffy theme!
caves of qud
caves of cud (moo)
brain garbled/rebicycling
Bane Capital
[ lazy photoshop of mittens romney with bane's mask thing ]
to a white supremacist, this is a "supreme" pizza:
[ picture of the most undercooked, cardboardy cheese pizza from the freezer you can imagine ]
Metaphor: ReFantazio, also known as Regicide Squad,
He sees you when you're sleeping
He sees you when you're awake
He sees you if you've been bad or good
He sees you for goodness' sake!
he's seeing a list, he's seeing it twice
he's gonna see who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is seeing the town
everything changed when the tar nation attacked
ᚦᛖ᛫ᚻᚩᛒᛒᛁᛏ
᛫ᚩᚱ᛫
ᚦᛖᚱᛖ᛫ᚫᚾᛞ᛫ᛒᚫᚳᛣ᛫ᚩᚷᚩᛁᚾ
when u say "haters be damned", what u r really saying is "i wish eternal torment upon my haters." be careful who u say this to
the toki pona community has been awfully quiet ever since this dropped:
Indiana Jones and the Big Ball
sometimes u just gotta covet an object
fem
femme
femb
them
themme
themb
masc
mascce
mascb
human brains are simply not wired to process the sentence "the muppet version of the christmas carol is the most faithful adaptation of the book to film" as a true statement
adrian dittmann vs pierre delecto cage fight
instant game idea: make that into a hack of pit fighter
the grundler is real
*crying, sobbing* Come on baby... do the locomotion... :cry: :cry: :cry:
locomoji :smug:
Quote from: RT-55J on Wed, 2025 - 01 - 01, 02:27 PMadrian dittmann vs pierre delecto cage fight
genuinely disappointed to find out that mr. dittmann is not actually musk's alt account
yin and yeag
i think i drank some gender fluid
lemme know how that goes
imagine how different the world would be if they tested the atomic bomb at Skibidi Atoll instead...
@RT-55J your forum is still working
:smug: proud to be of service
:smug:
sorry for double posting :smug:
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Quote from: neen on Thu, 2025 - 01 - 23, 07:09 PMsorry for double posting :smug:
you are forgiven :smug: :smug:
most of my brain garbage in the past day or so has been nsfrtf (not safe for rt's forum)
intense 600 page argument over whether the Antikythera mechanism was invented by a trans person or if the first trans person was a user of said computer
bravely default? yeah, i'm always bravely defaulting on my loans
idk
"my friends or the internet"? i choose the internet :smug:
their probably pretty uniforms? they're probably pretty uniform
oh i totally forgot to post here about "frudgular"
she elongate my muskrat until i [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
eggs was poached for this post
society for creative slope-achronism
when i become president, i will campaign on the platform of "pizzas should be advertised by area, not diameter"
Heiankyo Allen (Heiankyo Alien x Tim Allen crossover)
Opera GX? Did you mean Opera Gex?
"i'm sick and tired of how music these days caters to mankind's bass desires"
(fish music)
Quote from: RT-55J on Tue, 2025 - 02 - 04, 11:07 AM"i'm sick and tired of how music these days caters to mankind's bass desires"
You'll Never Believe This One Weird Trick To Satisfy Your Lover's Bass Desires
(fish recipe)
all about that bass
(fish restaurant)
Reevaluate your language:
❎ - "This meeting could have been an email."
☑️ - "This meeting could have been a post on Samantha Arantes' Bulletin System."
very little brain garbage to clean up lately, i think it's all draining into the snes program
finally, brain sanitation
no one knows the difference between the SMS and SNES
Sakuya Izayoi vs The Flash DEATH BATTLE
Not all is skibidi in Ohio and rizz.
ADHDMA Transfur
I subscribe to the "stupider-smarter approach" to game design. Just do really stupid things with a sufficient level of craftsmanship and people will call you an unsung genius. :smug:
filibuster is short for "philidelphia buster", which is uncle sam's signature move in fatal fury
Happy Presidents Day! Don't forget to hug your favorite president! Make sure to give 'em a full reach around!
alright, where's the president of this forum :smug:
:angel:
:smug:
you ever wonder why the snake in the snake game (every platform ever) is always depicted as eating apples? it's actually a bible reference!
the real reason the serpent tempted eve to eat the apple is because it was hoping she'd break off a piece small enough for it to eat #BibleTrivia
metaphorically speaking of course
this thread has 29 thousand views. the people love brain garbage
Brain Garbage is The People's Garbage
brain recycling is better for the brainvironment tho
this forum is cool :smug:
faeriae
Within the next decade, Redditors (or their future equivalents) will start saying "T-Pose for me monmy."
it's like being stepped on, but less physically violent? i'm in
Yeah. Zoomers are always talking about "t-posing to assert dominance"
Statler and Wonderwaldorf
clean-burning brain produces no garbage
a brain garbages a day keeps the doctor away
i want shorter less polished hacks made by people paid more to do less and i'm not kidding
Bill Nye with Thunder Thighs
I'm here for it
hey google did alf ever take a shower?
I have no idea how my train of thought generated that sentence when I was driving to work today, but it certainly did.
We don't know much about them, but we're sure Snorb is great.
Snorb is great. :glee:
you have so many friends
ur a nice friend
a nice friend isit
GoGurt Power Rangers!!
:hey: :catgirl:
If you ever see a basketball off the side of the road, leave it there. If you give it a chance, it might just sprout into a fully-fledged basketball hoop. :grin:
johnny basketseed travelled the continent planting balls
actually plausible assertion: x-fusion soon???????
Sittable Couch Technology soon!?!?!?
the power of couch is strong :catgirl:
Cat Facts: Their teeth are their mouth-forks and their claws are their paw-forks.
clean-burning brain produces no garbage. but also a brain made of garbage has no way to throw itself out
clean-burning garbage produces no brains
feverbrain also not producing any garbage
there's so much wetware computing in metroid that they should just call it wetroid
Brainworms? No. I prefer to say that I have an "internal locust of control."
save hd space!
all those mp3s you don't listen to much, print them out and keep paper copies instead of storing them digitally
The French and the Furious
sample...
sampull?
sampush
April Fools?? I'm a fool all twelve months out of the year, thankyouverymuch. :snippy:
that new minecraft movie takes place in idaho
they're trying to trick me (specifically) into watching it. i can feel it
what's so interesting about idaho
a. i got family there
b. napoleon dynamite
ok im sold
"the past is a foreign country"
how do i emigrate there???
actually, it is unethical to ever date anyone, because of the eventual suffering that it will cause. 2025 and onwards, date-havers unfathomably recklessly dare playing god!
pretty borderline brain garbage vs bizarre assertion
so you're saying that if i want to date that i have to emigrate to the past. fascinating...
date exploration recklessly plays god by kick-starting relationships!!!
"If God is dead, then Santa Claus is an atheist." <-- shower thought I have to keep to myself for seven and a half months
Simpsons
Meet the Simpsons
They're a modern modern family.
we are rapidly approaching our thousandth post :smug:
Space Invaders: Asparagus Gene
Zootopia 2 should be a shot-for-shot remake of that awful abortion comic.
It's what Zootopia fans (cops) deserve.
gendular nonsense
redog
updog
leftdog
rightdog
downdog
frudgular
crepuscular
The Brain Garbage Must Flow
beef griefer
gravy saver
soup slooper
ham slammer
cheese bleazer
Quote from: neen on Fri, 2025 - 05 - 02, 10:17 PMham slammer
congratulations on making this forum's 1000th post!! :catgirl:
cheese bleazer was better but oh well. we are hamming now
There are six genres of indie game:
- "This could have been a short story."
- "This could have been a short film."
- "This could have been a webcomic."
- "Why is this a roguelike metroidvania with a skill tree?"
- AAA game in a trenchcoat
- Nonsense that is incomprehensible to anybody outside the author's circle of friends (aka the best stuff)
Tempted to add "Normal game from 1987, 1993, 1998, or 2005" to that list.
Quote from: RT-55J on Tue, 2025 - 05 - 06, 05:09 PM- "Why is this a roguelike metroidvania with a skill tree?"
Tempted to call this genre "Trendoftheweek-likes"
jump 'em ups -> jmups
even a garbaged brain is right twice a day
brug
Brug Mass?
imagen ur in ur workshop and you see this thing approach u:
nearly-dead banjo kazooie forum brought back to life by dude insisting that showering four times a week is FINE
fogboss is real
fogchamp
im brugging over here
brugzillion
My brain is currently generating thoughts like "have you ever thought about how colorblind people can taste the difference between red and blue drinks?" just in case you're wondering about the current state of brain garbage.
The future... is in the future. #TheMoreYouKnow
Doug of Brug
brug prug
shrug of brug
zug zug, ready to work.
tired brain is unable to rid itself of garbage
i'm dah grenchler babey
Beanstar
Gnawfair
Kraip
Ribley
Toureatin'
mareatya
play stupid games, lose stupid losses
but play with brug, get thrown in the brug brig
do you thing the grenchler and brug mass would kiss, if they ever met?
maybe just a little bit
grumbug :snippy:
samus intercalaris
Gaary's Mood
Jerry's Mad
Gary's Mid
If you think furries are weird, just wait until you see what kind of nonsense normies make up when they try to have a sona.
I'm afraid to ask
from some Summer Games Fest livestream:
no vtuber on the planet would choose that as an avatar
that is one of the least brugular things i can imagine
that's what samus sees when she goes out of bounds in da crumblah
snuggle in the bruggle
snuggles!? :catgirl:
Toriel is Gaster (...or is she???)
"Sprite + Beef: It's better than beef. It's got Sprite plus beef flavors."
sprite + beef: it's got bite, it's got speef
roy's our boy
rirl's our girl
i had a lot of thoughts about names for the name thread, but nothing good materialized
c'est la vie
how many times can i say "brumptlin b funklin"
more than once, but less than 10 million
i think I'm just trying to relive the perfection that was Flysaac B. Bruggin
If you have the build of Andre the Giant, that means you can say you have the Fezzik Physique.
@RT-55J contragulations on 700 posts :smug:
You're not doing too shabby yourself with your postcount either.
@RT-55J contragulations of 701 posts :smug:
"I used the spoons to destroy the spoons." (me whenever i do something strenuous)
spooning is important
running for public office on a copyright reform platform: all copyrights will become null and void, except for Original Characters (Do Not Steal)
all copyrights become copylefts and vice versa. copyups and copydowns, same thing. diagonals are abolished altogether (no more copydownleft, sadly)
the yogurt shortage is upon us
little house on the faerie
sneep
neen's meen been masheen
brugulator
grain barbage
[ x ] bain capital
[ + ] bain garbage
brarge garbrarge
quicksamd
can't sleep won't sleep
*falls asleep*
earfbond zeroh
earfbond
movver 3
metroid + castlevania = metroidvania
undertale + mother = undermother
frumped-up gamethusiast
grumped-up blamethusiast
Teamwork makes the peam work.
Roadwork makes the toad work.
greasework makes the please work
Brugwork makes the hug work.
dumped-up trainthusiast
brug eport
Klax is so cool. I wish the 90s were real.
balloovement
grain narblage
shack backly
cheap garbage from a brained-up fraud
sonk of yonks
recorbing stubio
garbadge? no no. it's gargoodge
Improving the Doom engine by adding non-binary space partitioning
schmear christianity by clive schmearples lewis
if a brain plane lands on a garbage barge
Part of me wants to make a thread called "The Museum of White Rap" to document the worst musical crimes of white people against rap as a genre.
Another part of me worries about inflicting cultural radiation poisoning upon myself and others by making that thread.
the pain that comes when u realize it's Thursday, not Friday
good news. today is friday :hey:
the pain that comes from realizing today is friday
the 🥖 that comes from realizing today is friday
It's me. I'm the guy who keeps releasing evil and intimidating horses into the yuri wilds. What are you going to do about it?
"brench" is Frain for "pread"... theally uakes mu rink
why do they call it ovout when you of out the hot food of in cold store the food?
once the drip drops, the drip won't stop
the drip's drop drops, but that will stop
when it reaches the floor:
the drop stops dropping, the drip keeps dripping
go round again cause drip drop timer is ticking
FABRICATED STEAK
sauce: https://www.fsis.usda.gov/sites/default/files/import/Labeling-Policy-Book.pdf
Masahiro Sakarai is a Kirby wife guy.
and who wouldn't wife a kirby
cruision for a metroid fusion
x-fusion for a bruisin
the very best of brain garbage[tm] available on three compact discs. featuring such hits as:
brumble scrumble
flysaac b bruggin
:smug:
fabricated steak
grumbling for a fumbling
trundling fur a grundling
[very long expletive bleep]
brain cleaning is happening, please wnjoy
perhaps i am too much of a brain garbageman :pensive:
"He's living his best life and inflicting it on the rest of us. Honestly, mad respect."
the pain that garbages from realizing today is day
the brain that pains from the day of today being tobraiyeniedaybrainpain
it's hard to say whether coffee cleans the brain or garbages it up, but i definitely want coffee right about now (it's almost ready!)
grundling for a :smug:
ham cramwedge
brain is all garbaged up with nowhere to go
brain garbage has reached critical levels
critical garbage has reached brain levels
"Etymology 1" for grundle is very funny.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/grundle
Read the provided quotes.
truly a word
certified brain garbage
i have failed to do the thing. brain garbage be damned
"but it's the brain garbage's fault!"
:snippy:
don't be a grudged-up brain problemer
QuoteSpace: The final frontier. These are the enterprises of the Starship Voyager. It's seventy-five year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to fuck around and never find out; to lazily go all the way back home!
you know what the real brain garbage is? having to go back to work tomorrow
"Introducing the ergonomic brick."
:hey: let me scope this ergo brick
diameter? no metric, thanks. diainch
crumbulus
it was not, in fact, gossaming time
who up silking they song
silk thong yestermorrow
crumble blocks were invented in 1743 by Esther Crumb
garbarge (garbage barge)
i heard that if u mix Bugsi and milk the resulting Bilk i--
aluminimum
extreme garbage hours who up garbaging they brain
crungulus
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the one year anniversary of this forum is coming up, that's the real brain garbage
relationthrip
Quote from: neen on Tue, 2025 - 09 - 09, 12:40 AMthe one year anniversary of this forum is coming up, that's the real brain garbage
can't believe i'm on track to have 1000 posts by then
that's bonkers. bananacrackers, even
Quote from: neen on Mon, 2025 - 09 - 08, 11:47 PM:smug:
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Fibonacci Arantes
rt gets it
brain is either too garbaged or not garbaged enough i cant tell
Quote from: neen on Tue, 2025 - 09 - 09, 10:59 PMbrain is either too garbaged or not garbaged enough i cant tell
Me when I'm trying to do creative projects
gotta get just the right amount
brain to garbage ratio
brain garbage reached critical levels at work today, really not good
pretty wild decision on Team Cherry's part to completely reinvent the mechanics of the game in Act 4, and have Hornet pilot an Asteroids-like ship around all the cavernous environments, rescuing as many NPCs as you can before the kingdom of Pharloom collapses under the weight of its own hubris. i know it's pretty divisive in some corners, but mad respect to them for doing it.
Maybe If I Keep Refreshing These Five Websites Something Will Happen
still too garbaged up :snippy:
sant of claws
chumbawamba was a bumba
chumbawamba had no humba
chumbawamba wambn't very chumba, wamb ya?
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hmmmm
2 expensive
reminds me of a commercial (https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxwU1gS4hKdJ9fxosFIxlVxlETYXYe3mQ2) I saw
brain washer sounds chill and all, but i heard you have to take your brain out to use it
brain garbage mentioned in the wild
gotta burn this garbage
Modern solutions require modern problems.
Brain solutions require brain garbage.
the consequences of brain garbaging are unknown. proceed with brain caution
i was reading this forum while half asleep on my phone and thought some nondescript new guy had joined (no avatar)
tfw a person was actually just ur brain garbage v_v;
the way these pages render on my phone, there's no username because it's hidden by the avatar. so, we are all nondescript
Yeah. That's a problem with the mod I used to force avatars to render in the mobile view.
Been meaning to fix it since forever, but I forget where to start :3
brain garb
clothes for your brain, to protect it from garbage
da fridgulator
*just had a cake pop*
Mr. Sausage should do a "will it cake pop?" side-series.
myopic biopic
junk trunkler
i don't know what a cake pop is so i just keep imagining a frozen slice of cake, on a stick
"snake, there's this new trend on tiktok called tylenolmaxxing"
"tylenolmaxxing!?"
"yeah. pregnant women across the united states are overdosing on tylenol."
"come again?"
"have you not heard the news? rfk jr just announced that prenatal tylenol exposure causes autism"
"otacon, what are you even talking about?"
Quote from: neen on Tue, 2025 - 09 - 23, 09:52 AMi don't know what a cake pop is so i just keep imagining a frozen slice of cake, on a stick
it's a packed mass of cake crumbs enclosed in a chocolate shell, on a stick
cautiously optimistic that it's delishtic
Goodness Grape-Nuts
i have turned a recent post here into a simulacrum of a comic. please look forward to it
a garbage too far: the story of the birth of brain recycling
condition of brain was so bad that garbage wasn't even possible. somehow, this is considered a win, technically
1000th post
oh. when you posted that earlier i thought it was the 1000th post EVER. but no, wow, it's all you
behold my posts ye mighty and despair
i slept too much and not enough at the same time. :sad:
big mood
brain garbage is idling at acceptable levels for once, or is it teetering on the brink of brain madness... impossible to know
I'd rather make a flop than make some slop.
clean brain for once...
suspiciously clean
wait no there's the garbage. slow garbage today
i worked so hard at work that the garbage didn't even have a chance
all my bogos binted :cry:
i could have sworn that that was good
born of scorn or born of corn?
very worn, that corn of corn
i just found out that the song "Small Town" was NOT in fact recorded by bruce springsteen and i am freaking out
hey PAL, can u SECAM why kids love the taste of cinnamon taost croNTSCh
It's Friday the Thirtth
ur wurst nightmur
froast bream
corn
crib
also sometimes called a corn house
it's where the corn lives
"sorry kermit, but it is easy being green you sappy little softboiled miscreant"
styrofroam
styrodome
now is the winter of this corn tent
Quote from: neen on Mon, 2025 - 10 - 06, 09:11 PMstyrofroam
spyrofoam
(it's what spyro the dragon sleeps on)
spyro the mountain goat
it's comfortable, it's convertible, it's comfvertabible
"[game xyz] is 85 gigabytes"
"wow that must mean it has a lot of content!!"
"actually no. they just included ur mom in the game"
The existence of Randy Newman implies the existence of a heretofore undiscovered Nasty Newman.
:snippy:
grumped-up brain problemer
"Gaymer" is a portmanteau of "gay" and "mer", which is French for "sea". Gayming often takes place in the sea,
there was so much brain garbage today that i threw it all over several discords, sorry nothing was collected here
the world is my toaster but all i got is raw dough
ah, screw it. *eats raw dough*
all brain and no garbage makes
garbage at night, brainer's delight :smug:
garbage in morning, brainers take warning :snippy:
frankly, the state of brain and the state of garbage r 2 much to handle a lot of the time
sounds like we need a corps of brain garbagemen as a public utility
their leader: Frank Dumpmann
brain washer washes brain brashes wain brain wrainashesbraiiiinnnn
*speaking very normally*
i cleaned up my brain and now there is no more garbage within my brain
it's so clean there's nothing left
*slaps forehead*
"This brain can fit so much garbage in it!"
"Sometimes it's best to lead with your worst foot forward"
"All first dates should start by discussing declassified CIA brainwashing documents"
it must involve brain detergent
you rube dot ron
if you travel towards Ed, you are moving in an Edward direction
They say "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." is as brief of a tragedy as one could write, but I can easily make it shorter.
Behold:
"For sale: baby"
Isn't that both more shorter and more tragic of a thought?
But I'm not finished. I can make it even shorter:
"Baby sale"
Oh. You think the limit is two words? Behold the power of arbitrary concatenation!
"Babysale"
A tragedy of tragedy, in only a single word! Oh, how language can tug the heartstrings!
i think all the garbage cancelled itself out
definitely gotta start celebrating wiggler wednesday though
lounge jail
born to lounge
forced to lounge
"I like to think playing Mario 2 at a young age led me to where I am in life"
brain clogged with garbage
*has already forgotten about the harm caused by the garbage clog of the brain from the previous day*
ay who up garbaging they brain?! wooooooooo
Quote from: neen on Fri, 2025 - 10 - 31, 12:06 AM*has already forgotten about the harm caused by the garbage clog of the brain from the previous day*
ay who up garbaging they brain?! wooooooooo
*has already forgotten how tired she was earlier today*
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
do baby's have brain garbage, or does that come along later in their development?
Questions Science Refuses to Answer
completely clean brain... :smug:
how many sides on an orthogon
There is approximately a 74% chance these days that 20XX is in the future.
#MegaManTrivia
i am going to read this thread for ideas for what to name my contest hack
Tobert Fawkes' Undertable
...
the sound of one brain garbaging
very fair hair care, don't stare, okaire?
i love conditioner but it takes SO LONG to rinse out
feeling very alone? feeling very alone? FELLING VSARY ALOEN?
make an art about it i guess
I feel @'ed on that one
i didn't end up making an art about it. there's been a blank canvas on my easel for weeks :[
cause it's "root, root, root" for the root team!
if they don't win it's a shame!
'cause it's one!
one!
one!
one!
one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one! one!
at the old root game!
Varyland
Epic + Peak = Epeak
eek
peaic
aof1-FOR SALE Baby.png
me when i'm gonna get you.png
bass pro shop.png
wow i missed a lot of garbage :hey:
just emptying out my image folder
turning the brain upside down like a bucket and that's what fell out. got it.
eggs act lee
his wofe drove him in
wofe mind virus
i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't I CAN'T DO THAT
me whenever somebody asks me to find better employment
me when anything
clut
color look up table
sine look up table
bowel schmovement
:worried look:
i think I've weathered the brain garbage storm
i need therapy so bad but I'm afraid so
Therapy can be pretty scary :pensive:. I find journaling in safe spaces can help me broach things Im afraid of approaching in a therapy relationship
Something Has To Be Done About This :pensive:
The Brain Was Not Designed To Withstand This
cheeze
freqruently secrently uttered
madeline, made of lime
out of time, that maid of limes
really not digging any aspect of anything at the moment. really sick of this
too scared to do anything that might actually make me happy too comfortable being sad to ever even be happy too angry to be approachable too scared to go anywhere to be approached too paranoid to take risks too bland to be worth the time in the end
sorry you're not bland
i don't have a personality
this was outside the bounds of normal brain garbage and i apologize
no worries :catgirl:
rotating newspaper zooms onto screen:
neen demands neen's resignation
"that guy garbaged up the garbage thread with the wrong type of garbage"
Normal Inventory.png
i have many questions
drink your ecto warmer neen.png
i have concerns
Quote from: RT-55J on Wed, 2024 - 12 - 11, 09:14 AMHe sees you when you're sleeping
He sees you when you're awake
He sees you if you've been bad or good
He sees you for goodness' sake!
been thinking about this one recently
Quote from: Cera Sizzle on Wed, 2025 - 10 - 29, 05:42 PM"I like to think playing Mario 2 at a young age led me to where I am in life"
Super Mario Bros. 2: Mario Madness has taught generations of young, impressionable boys that girls are actually pretty cool.
anyhow, i just re-read through this whole thread because i linked it to somebody and wowee there's some high-quality garbage in here
Quote from: RT-55J on Thu, 2025 - 11 - 20, 02:10 PMQuote from: Cera Sizzle on Wed, 2025 - 10 - 29, 05:42 PM"I like to think playing Mario 2 at a young age led me to where I am in life"
Super Mario Bros. 2: Mario Madness has taught generations of young, impressionable boys that girls are actually pretty cool.
Yee, it really reflected on me in many ways. Its very different than all of the the other games, was ment to be something else, you can be a girl and is much scarier (phantos scared the crap out of me as a kid and the bird heads that eat you really unsettled me)
one million
one billion
one grillion
one brilloian [brillo pad]
one brazillion
one grabrillion
one grabrazillion
arc d'lump
chain spork
; 30 - Dry Bones, throws bones
Dr. Aygon
Ay, gonna dray deez gons
go
eat the plums
that are in
the icebox
tomorrow will
have plums
for itself
don't worry
they will be
delicious
so sweet
and so cold
pull up
your plums
by the
plumstraps
if Mario is so good how come they never made Mario 2
grumb
SWM
Super Wario Morld
someone who marioes
Hammer made of Oreos
Rantchenstein
Weatherbrain
fretroid - the ultimate worrier
Warning: Video Contains Video
It really is a night and day difference working on art I like and art I'm mid on. One I finish in like a week and the other 6+ months
Metro Troidzooie: Nuts and Bolts
Santa baby, he's a Santa that's a baby (tee hee)
Wants a bottle of milk
Santa baby, is too young to send you gifts tonight
Santa baby, he's a Santa that's a year old (and cold)
Swaddle him up so tight
Santa baby, is too young to send you gifts tonight
brain clog brain clog brain clog brain vlog brain frog brain clog
sounds like we need to call the brain plumber
plumbus amongus
Katy Perry should use her influence to help her boyfriend Justin Trudeau get into Fortnite.
:snippy:
:3c
emergency brain cleaning
brain bleach, brain soap, brain lye
someone needs to give me a brainwashing
sometimes you run into posts that make you think "actually, i have a pretty firm grasp on reality now that i think about it"
it's because of the regular brain rinsing that i do
good on you for that
unfortunately, brain sanitation is a very overlooked practice in the world at large
sterilized brain, sealed in a plastic bag like sous vide
rember the yogurt shortage
pepperigdge farms doesn't rember
rember sember
rember ocober
rember novver
rember dember
december
decuary
decruary
dech
decril
decay
decune
decly
decust
dectember
dectober
decvember
dec
beq
vember
:3
:smug:
grundulation station
in some regions this is known as "joak"
:pensive:
relatable
curls up in a ball
congrats on getting morph :smug:
:pensive: :pensive: :pensive:
rember 2 breathe
-me, to me
scrimbly crilmbo
i want to love and be loved. why is it so difficult
i think if i simply remove my brain i will be happy
or maybe i need double brain
why can't i liek my own poasts
i don't know why, but it really says a lot about society :pensive:
you need to slef-love your own garbage before truly being able to love the garbage of others
you love your garbage by poasting it
rosette somehow snes thing becomes
It's that time of year again! (the end of it)
pretty sure that phrase is a Tim Rogers bit
still counts are brain garbage regardless tho
For all the time I spend messing around with audio I should really become an audio engineer
:smug: pleasing earsounds
Its nice when I get something right but its also a curse cuz now I hear all sorts of minute production errors in other people stuff that I'm sure 99% of other people don't
it's an artist's curse :pensive:
brain garb, clothes for your brain, protect your brain from outside brains, outside rain, and outside blames
falling into a brain hole
why didn't my brain clothes protect me
what's the age of your brain garb??
i'm sorry i keep posting about how bad i feel. it's not helpful and it's just bringing down the mood wherever i go
It's ok, no apology needed 🙂. Being down in the dumps is no fun and I don't mind if you feel the need to share that. I don't always know what to say but I do read what you share and hope things get better for you ❤
i don't like feeling like im bringing other people down with me. i think i need to get back into treatment. the past few years of being completely unmedicated and untherapied have not found me improved.
please understand how much i appreciate the both of you
I appreciate you too neen. Don't think that you having a bad day would change that.
what in the world does the verb "waffling" (to be wish-washy/indecisive) have to do with waffles?
anti waffle progpaganda
clean brain day
feeling strangely good :smug:
the brain is a sponge that absorbs garbage. to clean it, you must remove the brain and squeeze out the garbage liquid.
grump the wumpus
hug the grumpus
snug the grungler
grung the frumbler
hope everyone is having a nice clean-brain day :smug:
the brain is good :catgirl:
worked late, drive home was bad, pretty garbaged up. at least im home safe :smug:
managed to drain the brain
"but what if you filter the input so that the brain never gets garbaged in the first place"
no i can't do this. the garbage comes from both within and fromout
also have you seen the prices on those brain filters
there's a copy of this https://feedingtuberecords.bandcamp.com/album/direction-we-know
on vinyl (i think it's a 10" record. smaller than an lp) at my local record shoppe and i had been eyeing it for awhile because the art is rad, and also feeding tube records is s great label full of really weird artists
:smug: love weird artists
time travel
mind unravel
climb the tree
to get back to me
oven gloven
There's nothing new for you here.
But perhaps you'd like to make the
choice for yourself this time.
i put it on a canvasboard too. i've done a couple of studies like this, didnt post them cause they aren't very good.
climb_the_tree.png
this time travelling tree idea tho... gonna have to paint about it somehow
refactoring code gives me the warm fuzzies
why did i join a forum at 12 am (a good forum but still)
unrelated thought:
* that canvasboard painting is really good
yaeh
is this anything
it's certified brain garbage
that could be either:
- ya + eh = yaeh
- fae + yeah = yaeh
perhaps it could even be a secret third thing...
"cocaine and cocaine accessories" - hank hill, probably
clean burning brain, i tell u hwat
plato's allegory of the cave, except there's a blizzard outside so they're just playing with shadow puppets for fun
that must be the cave story ive heard so much about
tune in as a zomble reporter tries to break new ground in the workplace and newsmedia. it all rides on getting this article done before the competition. stay tuned for undeadline
mid things are underrated
good things are often midderrated
some things are undermidded
for symmetry's sake, i think the west wing should also be demolished
i think my brain has been relatively clean lately.
a mercy. a mercy. a brain mercy. please give my brain mercy. please
the light mode shines in the darkness and the darkness goes ow who uses light mode
straight outta John chapter 1
Quote from: neen on Fri, 2026 - 01 - 16, 01:44 AMa mercy. a mercy. a brain mercy. please give my brain mercy. please
:energy: :energy: :energy:
threetank
then we flash back to the robot past
climb into the future to kick my ass
if you can, it would be grand
(it would be good, if u could)
ox of rena, the kidney of cow... of time: zoldo
if a bear repeats in the woods, and no one's around to hear it, is it still sh*t?
whatever it is, it bears repeating
gotta get up and deal with the snow
there's not very much but don't really know
brain grabbage
*grabs ur brain*
brain cabbage/relettucing
brain babbage/redifferencing
brain energy :energy: :energy: :energy:
this is the most thread in this place. clearly, brain garbage is the most resonant aspect of our times. clearly, the thread is the most of forum.
surely, thread of time all time brain garbage garb as ge most time that's thread. m the threaaaaaddddd
Quoteok so i just watched your video um gay marriage just got legalized in vermont and that's where i live so i thought i'd post a response because gay marriage is legal and i'm gay and i'm going to marry a gay and you say in your video that gay marriage isn't natural but i don't think you know anything about what's natural because you live inside a house and i saw pictures of you inside a room but i live outside in nature in the outdoors and you don't know what it it is anything to be about natural because you eat food from the store and i eat food that i kill with a rock; i'm a vegetarian and i eat plants but i kill all the food i eat with rock; i kill plants with a rock and i make a computer that's made out of wood and i work on the computer that's made out of wood; your computer is made out of technology so you shouldn't say anything about what it is to be natural and have to be natural because you don't ananything about what it is to be natural but i live in vermont and i use a computer that's made out of wood and rocks; i eat computers that are made out of wood and rocks and i use plants that are made out of computers and you don't know anything about what it is to be natural and you should get married to a gay cuz i'm gonna get married to a gay and if you got garried to a may t-n-youwould learn anything about what it is to be natural; so if you wanna learn anything about what it is to be natural you should go to the store, you should buy wood that it made out of rocks and you should kill the computers with trees and then you would know anything about what it is to be natural and i don't know anything about what it is to be natural because i'm not gay and i got married to a gay; if you get married to a gay then you won't be gay anymore because the gays get married and then they become straight because they are married to each other and marriage isn between a man and a woman so one of them is going to turn into a woman or a man if they're either woman or man not either and they already and they're gonna get married to a gay; so if you don't get married to a gay then you won't know anywsthjing about what it is to be natural and i'm gonna get married to the gaynatural m'gonna be made out of wood and to the gatural and the nay; if you gonna get married to the gay to the naturalgaynnnannnaanananana ractuaauuaaabuchak
"draw me like one of your retroencabulated girls"
we do a little braining :smug:
at some point i laid out all the dark rituals i had onto a bed. please view them
buy a loft, just paint .......
brain reached critical levels at work today, but i think it overflowed cuz now i feel fine :smug:
diagonal agony
a vowelcanic shift has turned a coldarea into a caldera
:bigenergy:
everyone viewing this thread today gets an extra e-tank. to refill.
orthogonal nog (it's like egg nog, but rotated 90 degrees)
OoB (Ocarina of Bounds)
otherwhere
beware of kidneyroots
cult leaders be like "check out my OnlyFanatics"
"mmm... flavored sawdust and oils... my favorite" - inventor of the so-called "Keto Bar"
if it's flavored well enough you can't even tell :smug:
everyone please enjoy this scented candle in your mind that you are now thinking about. can you smell it?
I can rotate the scented candle in my mind, and even hear it ever so gently flicker, but I'm having trouble smelling it. :pensive:
it smells like that thing you like so much, you know the one
it really sucks that "comfort zone" is such a bad thing. cuz it's comfortable here and im afraid of anything outside it
a number of years ago i had a dream that very succinctly explained, in a metaphor, that my parents did not leave me with any emotional or mental tools to overcome my brainproblems. been thinking about incorporating part of it into robot past. which i've decided is going to be an rpg? i wrote a little title screen and text box thing (from the you tube video) but it's not very good and i'd probably start the program over
the terrifying ordeal of being Known
you know, if achilles' parents were really concerned about his safety, maybe they shouldn't have named him after his only weak point :eyeroll:
who watches the watchmen?
who caps the kappas?
who glomps the glompers?
who simps the simpsons?
do you have any idea how long it's been since i've been glomped
:pensive: :pensive: :pensive:
Quote from: neen on Fri, 2026 - 02 - 06, 10:02 AMdo you have any idea how long it's been since i've been glomped
*
Asks if you would like to be glomped then does so if yes* :catgirl:
absolutely :smug:
it's the kind of 00s subculture thing that you would think has gone out of style, but people still love it
underbrella
color and math
together at last
colour and maths
tougether at lasts
i tried to poem it but i failed
weird sense of brain dread. gotta wash it out somehow
if ur brain is wilting, try watering it and giving it some sunshine :catgirl:
braintree in the yard, bearing fruit and leaves
roots are underground, feeding from the grieves
the grieves are buried underground, surrounded by the dirt
comprised of many different things like love and fear and hurt
when the grieves have decomposed, there's nothing that remains
except components are reused as art and growth of brain
the brain can grow up outwardly as far as eyes can see
branches need some trim and prune to stay up properly
thoughtfruit sprouts out naturally, right there on the tree
they can be picked and eaten whole, as long as they are green
rotten thoughts fall off the tree and tumble to the ground
their usefulness can be obtained with help from worms abound
the grief of thought cannot be stopped but can be turned around
with help and love, the tree will thrive, stay planted in the ground
now that's brain recycling :smug:
wildew -- it's the opposite of mildew
won'tdew
For next year's Super Bowl they should surprise us by not having NFL teams play. Just imagine... the Yankees and Lakers fighting for the old pigskin while the whole nation watches...
lots of rella cheez
Castlevania is in the hands of the French, and Metroid is in the hands of the Spanish. What a time to be alive...
Nintendo should hand off Mario to an Italian company.
Alex Kidd, or as I like to call him, "Childish Alexander"
bout three feet wide long
Ernest Bland's Summer Slam Jam Band
feat.
Mary Ann Full of Sand [on maracas]
Gosh-Darned Pam [on steel pan]
videography by:
Bennet Dram with the handicam
"frankly mr shankly" is just a smiths song title btw, i compeltely stole that threeword
i just named my brains out
idk what happened exactly but i think i'm afraid of using green in art
i might just be way too comfortable with red and blue, i've let my relationship with green degrade... i don't really know what to do
Wokescold
Wokesnippy
Wokeswarm
Wokeshot
what could he mean by this
figure 8 skate gator
it's an alligator shaped like a figure of eight but also it skates
i forgot to take note of which one it was but i did pass 1000 poasts recently