Quote from: RT-55J on Fri, 2025 - 08 - 15, 01:51 PMIt's me. I'm the guy who keeps releasing evil and intimidating horses into the yuri wilds. What are you going to do about it?
It was me. I was the truck driver who ran you over, sending you on a whimsical fantasy adventure in another world. You can thank me later.
It was me, Walbert. I ate the last donut in the breakroom, and I ate it whole. I didn't sheepishly take only a half or a quarter or an eighth or even a sixteenth -- I enjoyed every last bite of it for myself, and it was delicious.
scandalous
it was me. i was the one who added "crungulus" to that x-fusion review. and I'd do it again, too!
It was me, Chortless. I was the one who let your indoor cat out for a day, thus giving it a sense of wanderlust that will never be satisfied by your apartment dwelling likestyle. You will never have a properly upholstered couch ever again!!
It was me, Pilliam! I was the one who ate the plums in the icebox. You wanted them for breakfast, didn't you? Well, it's a shame, because they were so delicious, so sweet, and so, so cold.
i will never forgive you for this
It was me! I'm the reason Hollow Knight: Silksong took so long to make! I infiltrated Team Cherry's offices and installed a virus on their computers that excuted random git commands at random intervals. They actually only spent 6 months working on the game, with the other 7 years being dedicated to Git troubleshooting. (didn't expect it to be this effective tbf but if it works it works)
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling Skongers!
It was me. I was the one who created the internationally beloved original character Samantha Arantes. And it was me who placed a curse upon all who covet after her, wherein all who durst steal her would invoke divine wrath upon themselves, that their fields would give forth no fruit, that their flocks would render unto them neither milk nor flesh, that their wrists would swell and their joints be inflamed by gout. Therefore, trifle not with her in your lurid fantasies, for she shall burn thy soul with the brightness of her glory. Verily, verily, woe be unto those that think she is theirs to possess or destroy, for such not escape my wrath, for she is mine alone to have and to be.
original being, do not covet
it was me i um made this post
Quote from: neen on Tue, 2025 - 08 - 19, 05:53 PMoriginal being, do not covet
you can always borrow her if you ask nicely :catgirl:
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if you want samantha to have a little cameo in super glider, you are more than welcome
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