Clothes Idea: Fabric with this texture.
Confession: I have a sewing machine, but I've never made clothes with it.
Silly joke in the opening post aside, I want to make Samantha's weird shirt a reality.
I have just been informed that some clothes with the missing texture do exist, but the commitment to the bit varies wildly:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/missing+texture+clothing
as usual, the best ones are the dresses