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Title: America's Least Funny Home Videos
Post by: RT-55J on Wed, 2025 - 04 - 09, 09:15 AM
Kid blows some birthday candles out in a perfectly ordinary fashion.

An aunt and an uncle have an extended, incoherent shouting match during Thanksgiving dinner.

Oops the camcorder accidentally turned on after putting it back in its case.

A boy's is only moderately proud of their baking soda volcano.

A girl films her closet all night in an attempt to capture evidence of monsters. Nothing happens.
Title: Re: America's Least Funny Home Videos
Post by: RT-55J on Wed, 2025 - 04 - 09, 12:57 PM
Cult leader and father teaches his 12 kids why they're the best humans ever.

Baby knows they're being filmed, and refuses to walk on camera.

Perfectly uneventful sledding trip.

Dad falls into quicksand and dies.
Title: Re: America's Least Funny Home Videos
Post by: neen on Wed, 2025 - 04 - 09, 01:03 PM
half of the thanksgiving concert (taped over by someone else's christmas concert)
Title: Re: America's Least Funny Home Videos
Post by: RT-55J on Wed, 2025 - 04 - 09, 01:22 PM
kids sing happy birthday, but there are 3 squeeling girls in the background downing everyone else out

Nest doorcam footage showing a completely inactive suburban street for hours on end.

Father and son play billiards in complete silence.

Housewife records herself making cookies.
Title: Re: America's Least Funny Home Videos
Post by: neen on Wed, 2025 - 04 - 09, 02:30 PM
i would watch streetcam, if it had audio
Title: Re: America's Least Funny Home Videos
Post by: neen on Thu, 2025 - 04 - 10, 05:00 PM
your drunk grandfather reading from The Urantia Book in 1955
Title: Re: America's Least Funny Home Videos
Post by: RT-55J on Fri, 2025 - 04 - 11, 01:30 PM
Your racist uncle's stand-up routine.

Kid goes down a zipline without crashing or falling.

Dad records himself replacing a tire in the garage. Nothing falls apart.
Title: Re: America's Least Funny Home Videos
Post by: neen on Fri, 2025 - 04 - 11, 06:13 PM
a completely blank taped labelled "christmas 1996" that was intended to be used, but wasn't
Title: Re: America's Least Funny Home Videos
Post by: RT-55J on Fri, 2025 - 04 - 11, 07:48 PM
Quote from: neen on Fri, 2025 - 04 - 11, 06:13 PMa completely blank taped labelled "christmas 1996" that was intended to be used, but wasn't
alternate universe where the "NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUR" kid was never filmed in the act