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Title: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Belief
Post by: RT-55J on Fri, 2025 - 03 - 28, 12:30 PM

After getting cancelled, Samus Aran follows a shady invitation from a chatbot to head to the unknown Planet Viewros (to get more Twitch viewers, of course). There, she gains phenomenal cosmic powers, such as MOVE ORB and DOOR OPEN. Some watery tart calls her, on rather spurious premises, the Chosen One (chosen by whom and for what??).

The game will be released sometime within the next 278 days. Please look forward to it.
Title: Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Belief
Post by: RT-55J on Wed, 2025 - 04 - 02, 10:25 AM
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Beef will not let you play as the cow from Moo Moo Meadows.

I am not sure how the Metroid franchise will recover from this omission.